President                                                                                                                                                                      

Emtiaz Diab is a citizen of the Virtual Nation since birth and has struggled tirelessly for its liberation. She has called on all reasonable people in all neighbouring nations to join the struggle for liberation and independence of the Nation from the grasp of ignorance and enemies of freedom....  More

Cabinet                                                                                                                                                                        

Names of the Ministers of the Provisional Government

 Ministers appointed by self-nomination 

	President: Emtiaz Diab
	Vice President: Fatima Boutarka
	Minister of Communications: Mohamad Cherif
	Minister of Flowers: Duraid Laham
	Government Spokesperson: Yaqub Yelfouf
	Minister of Opposition: Ahmad Shawky
	Translation: Christian, Pierre, Yasmeen
	Mountainfolk: Fusco
	Childhood: Christian Wyss
	Street Pulse: Ferial Hanich
	Stupidity: Nic

Ministers appointed by Presidential Decree

	Minister Without Portfolio: Peter Polish
	Minister of Intelligence: Gerd Dassen  (Click here for Ministry of  Intelligence)
	Minister of the Poor: Uli Haupt
	Chief of President Office: Misyef Misyef
	Legal Counsel: Mohamad Dahoud
	Presidential Whisperer Counsel: Hammoudi Diab
	Minister of Sound Engineering: Salim Rouai
	Minister of Forestry: Huw Denman     (Click here for Ministry of  Forestry)

 Ministers proposed by the President – confirmation awaiting telephone interview

	Minister of Silence: Ziad Rahbani   (Click here for Ministry of  Silence)
	Minister of Defence: Farid Amal
	Ministers of Music: Sameer, Wasim and Adnan Joubran
	Minister of Trade: Daniel Pruzin
	Minister of Laughter: Estherita     (Click here for Ministry of  Laughter)
	Minister of Tourism: Hamid
	Minister of Handicrafts: Hiyam Rouhana
	Minister of Health: Khaled Salah
	Minister of Official Information: Roula Al-Ahmad

Ministerial Portfolios still vacant

	Finance
	Culture
	Love and Peace
	Emotional Relations
	Foreign Affairs
	Parents